Rachel the Roommate

My roommate, Rachel, almost cut her finger off today. She was de-pitting an avocado with a blunt knife while holding it in her hand, and apparently forgot that her last name isn't "Ray", so she chopped herself. And I'm only saying that because she said it first. But I think it hurt worse than she was letting on. I almost fainted.

By the way...doors in Lincoln are closing. Doors in Omaha are opening. You do the math. I still don't know...but I'm leaning. 

Leaning into an open door probably isn't smart...