Near-Death Experience

For all those who have said that the spider won't kill me...fie on you.

I was driving along, minding my own business when out of nowhere, a fat, wolf-looking spider creeps along my dashboard. I screamed, swerved, and narrowly missed a semi.  I almost died today because of a freaking spider.

No one else I know sees spiders as often as I do. It's like they know...