SORRY!!!

Keep cool, my babies. I have returned.

I am sorry I stink at blogging. But currently my life is consumed with working and planning for work and doing things related to work and thinking about work and dreaming about work (or...nightmaring about work). No really--I had a dream that I couldn't move the pot of milk from the steamer and it was overflowing and burning my hands but I couldn't get it out. And another night there was a Breve involved. That's all I want to say about that. Bad news.

Anywho...answers to all of the requests, because ya'll have been so patient with me. (Or NOT patient. Get off my butt about it already Jennica...)

1)THE USE OF THE WORD CONFUSED AND ITS RELATION TO CONFUCIOUS, WHO WAS PROBABLY HARDLY EVER CONFUSED ABOUT ANYTHING.
--It's because of other people getting confused about who was actually departing the wisdom. That is why all of his quotations begin with the phrase, "Confucious say..." It's to clarify for all the other idiots.

2)OVEN CLEANER
Really? This could get interesting. Or be incredibly boring...we'll have to see what happens. Um..oven cleaner? Who thought of that stuff anyway? And why can't it be used to clean other things too? I mean, is the oven made out of some sort of special material that nothing else in the world is made out of and so it needs its own special cleaner? Or is it just that these other objects just don't need to be cleaned? And really...who needs oven cleaner? I say that the government bans oven cleaner in an effort to get Americans to focus more attention on not being so dang clumsy. How else does an oven get dirty? It only gets touched by the pans unless you drop something into it.
That's all I got. Weak.

3)SAN DIEGO. CLIMBING. AND THE COMBINATION OF CLIMBING IN SAN DIEGO...WITH ME (JENNY HUSCHER)!
Um...frick yeah! I recently decided that the moving to San Diego thing is actually really going to happen at some point in the next year. (Sorry mom...) I'm not exactly thrilled with my job and I don't see the potential for growth that I thought might be there when I first started. I need a change. New faces, new places. And living with my best friend never seemed like such a bad idea. So as soon as the timing is right and God gives me the go-ahead...I'm so there!! (And if you're just talking about our vacation to San Diego THIS WEEKEND, well...I'm so there! Duh...we already got the plane tickets. I'm stoked. San Diego. Jenny. Climbing. Love it. And not in that order.)

4)WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE LIVING WITH THE BOYDS
Well...once I got used to the whole walking around naked thing...and I do think the cage they keep Will in is a little small...and I'm still waiting to find out what they're like when they're sober...

KIDDING! I'm almost hesitant to actually post that because I don't want anyone to think it's true. Almost. :)Um...yeah. One more time, all together now: I was kidding. I wonder how long it will be before they find out about this and I hear about it. I'll just hope that the internet at the house is down for...ever. Heh heh...
Obviously I was totally kidding. I absolutely love living with them. I have no incriminating things to say about them. They care about where I go and what I do and they notice when I'm home and want to know how my day went. They genuinely care about how I am doing. And I get to live with a family again! This is exciting for me. I like having people around even if we're not talking or hanging out. Just the fact that someone else is there is comforting. They are very encouraging people and I am extremely grateful for them. I could write a lot more about their amazingness, but Scooter's closes in 15 minutes and I haven't done a single thing. So I'm going to be here even later...
I'm not exaggerating about the work thing either. To prove that:
Wednesday - 6:30am-noon at one store, 1:30pm-5:30 at another store. My parents here after that (YAY! pillow top mattress!! I'm stoked...) then Cari and Brielle over for dinner.
Thursday - 8:45am-2:30 at one store, 4:30pm-9pm at another store. Then Melissa will be using me for my distance to the airport.
Friday - 8:45am-1:30pm at one store, driving to Lincoln to pick up Jenny, driving back to O-Town to babysit overnight.

But then...SAN DI-FREAKING-EGO. YESSSSS!!!! I'm slightly excited.

Now I only have ten minutes to close. Crap....


That's all. More suggestions? I'll try to make sure it isn't a whole month before I post again...
Peace out my homies.